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Lost in Europe | hornedangle | 3

 

There's something you don't see everyday, you can't help thinking. And yet, nonetheless, there was no doubt about it. I was looking at a Nazi android. I say android because it was clearly made out of metal, and I say Nazi because it was dressed as a Nazi soldier.
"Erm... Heil?" History had never quite been my forté, but I knew enough about the Nazis, and perhaps enough about androids, to know that this was going to be a little bit awkward.
"Ah!" the robot replied, with a voice somewhat more human than I had hoped or expected. "You are awake! I wondered if you ever would be."
I stood up. "Not to sound stupid or anything," I said, "but where am I? And where are my clothes and money and things?"
"You are in the base," the android replied. "And do not worry. You will not need any of those. At least, not in about a week, when, with your help, we Nazi robots will have successfully taken over the world."
"With my help?"
"Yes. The help you agreed to give us last night."
"Oh. That help..."
And I thought that making out with Billy Richards back in high school was going to be the weirdest decision I had made while under the influence of alcohol.

 

Do you agree to help the Nazi robot take over the world?

 
 
 

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