Adam was curious as he and Flora came out. "What's so funny?"
"Heather and I asked Gogo if those are real, and she actually answered 'Yes, they are, ma'ams!'"
Adam joined in the chuckling and was fascinated by Gogo's reaction. For a moment her face was blank and wary, as if she was afraid she was being made fun of, but then a second later she relaxed and enjoyed the laughter enough to start laughing herself. He sensed that she did not really get the joke, that "ma'ams" suggesting a nickname for "mammaries" was still a little outside her comfort zone of speaking English, but she recognized good and friendly humor when she heard it and laughed readily.
Yet what Gogo probably did not appreciate was that her own laughter in turn triggered a fascinating phenomenon, foe even as she chuckled a little her mighty breasts bobbled and waggled dramatically, inspiring a whole new level of tit-awe in her new American friends.
"I'd like some fries with that shake," Gina murmured softly.
"Hell, for a shake like that you can have the whole franchise!" Heather escalated.
The Twins laughed, and again Gogo giggled and bobbled and waggled with merry abandon. Adam dared to crack a small smile as he dared to wonder just how far this whole chain reaction could go.
"I'm going to go look after dinner," Gina excused herself delicately.
Gina and Heather were both excellent cooks of Chinese cuisine, although tonight it was Gina's turn. They all sat down, and it was not lost on anyone what an inadequate bib Gogo's napkin made, or that she tended to angle herself to one side and set her plate towards the other, the better to keep her boobs out of the way.
"So, Gogo!" Gina delved ahead. "Where are you from?"
"Mastonesia."
"Mastonesia," Flora mused. "Say, Adam, isn't that Katie of yours a Mastonesian?"
"I believe she's half-Mastonesian."
Flora shook her head. "And all this time I never thought of Katie as half anything ... !"
It was a naughty inside joke, for it was general knowledge that Katie was -- or had been -- Adam's bustiest woman, and indeed Katie's bust was for them her most distinguishing feature. Again Gina and Heather chuckled and giggled, and then Flora laughed, and once more Gogo, who could have had no idea what the joke about Katie was, again laughed in open merriment, her bosom convulsing dramatically. Adam hid his smile by taking a bite of food. So far this evening was looking fantastic.
"I've never heard of Mastonesia," Gina admitted.
"It's a small place -- wait, I'll look it up." Heather quickly brought a laptop over to the table.
"Heather. We're eating," Gina reprimanded coolly.
"Oh, I'll keep it clean."
This was yet another reason why Adam especially appreciated Heather, her curiosity so strong that she demanded answers even in the middle of dinner.
"Here it is," she announced. "Mastonesia ... Evidently it got its name because the first several islands that were discovered each had twin mountains."
"Obviously comes with the territory ... !" Flora murmured.
Somehow that struck Gogo as having the sound and rhythm of another joke, and she launched another boobquake, demonstrating Flora's point.
Gina looked desperate for some unfunny conversation. "So, Gogo, what brings you to America?"
"A jet plane."
It was not just Gogo's answer, but the blankness and sheer gravitas of it. Gina, who was getting sick of Gogo's rather intimidating laughter, could not help but burst out laughing, thereby eventually setting off yet another boobquake.
"She's wondering why you chose to come here," Adam interceded smoothly.
The conversation flowed evenly from that point on, although Heather once turned her laptop to Adam and said "What do you think of that?"
He froze, but only for a split second. It was a spiked collar with a diamond clasp. Cultural rules for multiple marriage allowed for anything besides a ring so long as it was circular and symbolized eternity, and that went even for something suggestive of a slave collar.
She knows, Adam decided. He had indeed bought that collar earlier, intending to give it to Heather as an engagement token. Evidently Heather had a gossip connection to the jewelry store.
"Kinky. But expensive."
"You're denying you have this?"
As a matter of fact, he was. Gogo had complicated the day, and Joan even more, with her excellent point that he respected Heather immensely but that it was Flora he lusted after the most.
He took a sip of wine. "I've been known to make investments and set them aside a while for the right moment." Then he looked up and realized he had spoken into a lull in the chatter, and that all three of his American-born hostesses assumed he was joking about his polygyny.
"Well, I hope you'll consider dusting off those investments later tonight, Adam dear," Gina purred.
Adam wondered how this was going to play out. On the one hand Gogo seemed quite simple and innocent, but on the other hand her thinking about his other women had actually aroused her to ravish him out there in the car. How, he mused, was she going to respond to an invitation to a fivesome?
(Originally posted to the BE Addventure by DruulEmpire) |