“I wish Jack wasn’t my roommate” you say.
“Sorry dork, wrong room” says Jack as he and the blond begin to stumble out.
Thinking quickly you look at the blond and say “I wish she was my room-mate…”
“It’s my room” the blond says
“… and that she never invites guys inside or goes back to their room.” You continue.
“Thanks for walking me up here.” She says “I’ll see you later”
“Yeah … um … see you” says Jack looking confused and stumbling off.
“Hiya roomy” says the blond shutting the door and you realize all Jacks stuff is gone and has been replaced with the blonde’s girly stuff. She seems to be as messy as Jack was, but since her underwear is kind of sexy you don’t mind as much.
“O.k.” she says “Time for bed” |