"Oh I'll do that, boys. I'm real good with figures," said the waitress, whose nametag read Rhonda. What she didn't say was that she'd enjoyed not being molested so much she wanted the boys to keep their toy for as long as possible.
"So, you each had five-hundred chips and there's six of you."
6 x $500 = $3,000
"You decided each chip was worth five times the value," she fibbed, but the girl didn't seem to notice. They'd only agreed that the white chips were five times the value. the others were only twice the value, but she wasn't going to point that out.
$3,000 x 5 = $15,000
"You were playing triple or nothing," she added with a smirk, glad the boys were smart enough not to remind her it was double, not triple.
$15,000 x 3 = $45,000
"The bar gave you the best drinks, which comes to $500. Because you're all so generous you each gave a tip of a hundred," she winked.
$45,000 + (6 x ($500 + ($100 x 6)) = $45,000 + (6 x $1,100) = $51,600
"And of course there's six of you and you all beat her so she owes everyone the same amount."
$51,600 x 6 = $309,600
"Oh my, now that's quite a bit. She owes you folks 309,600 fucks," she said with a grin.
The guys let out a huge cheer. Jessica swayed, then fainted face-first into the chips. |