You notice that the door to another booth is open and you dash over to investigate. To your horror you discover a man lying on the floor. He is bleeding heavily from what appears to be a gunshot wound to the chest.
You quickly get down, lean over him and realize that he's still breathing. A smoking gun lies next to him and you pick it up.
"Hooters, what kept you? the man coughs.
"I... uhm, something came up," you murmur, realizing that this must be the real informant.
"Those bastards got me... *cough* ... I'm not sure if I'll make it... *cough* Now listen carefully..." he hisses and waves you closer as if making one final effort.
You lean in closer to hear what he has to say.
The man is just about to speak when he gets distracted by his perfect view of your ample cleavage and he stops mid sentence.
"Holy fuck, that's a huge pair of tit..." he hisses and slips into unconsciousness.
"What!? What's the information?" you shout.
But you are interrupted by steps behind you and suddenly you hear an authoritative voice.
"This is the police, drop the gun and get your hands over your head, bitch!"
You turn around and see several police officers with drawn weapons. They rush up to you and force you tits down on the sticky floor.
"You are under arrest for attempted murder, anything you say will..."
The whole world starts spinning and turns into a surreal blur around as they cuff you and read your rights and an ambulance team wheel the comatose informant away.
"B-but I'm innocent!" you try to protest.
"Oh is that so?" the arresting officer smirks. "So we just happened to find you next to the body, holding the murder weapon right after we got an anonymous tip that some blonde bitch with huge tits was on a murderous rampage at this very adress?"
"B-but I was... uhm, with someone... a man," you whimper.
"Oh, with who, doing what?" the officer demands.
"Uhm... I d-don't know who, but I was p-performing... oral sex on him."
The police officer breaks into laughter.
"Well, if that is the case, the man in question must still be on the premise. We have sealed this place off".
He grabs you by the arm and hauls you back through the corridor and into the main room.
"Listen up!" he barks at the assembled patrons. "This woman claims that she just gave one of you a blowjob! If one of you happen to be the lucky recipient in question, please come forward and verify her story!"
Your cheeks are blushing red with embarrassment. But the crowd remains silent with the exception of scattered laughter.
"I didn't think so," the officer grunts.
Come on, sweet cheeks, you're going downtown!
The cops drag you up the stairs and pushes you into the backseat of a waiting squad car.
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