I realized that with the increase of recreational fucking, some consequences must be contained. I didn't want to become a father so soon, nor to catch some STD.
I asked for a little delay. "Let me go to the bathroom? Just for a sec."
The girls didn't mind as they were just getting warmed up for the nasty.
Once alone, I grab the phone and type some new rules :
_ any act of fucking is healthy, and can't carry disease.
_ women get pregnant only if they want to, but the father choose number of the offspring and their gender
_ men get an erection at will, and have no limits on their number of orgasm
And I added something for fun:
_ after puberty, women can change their boobs size once by day
I hit enter and left the bathroom. |