"You see," Mrs Anderson begins, "my husband is a very... uptight person, which means he's very...uh... boring in the bedroom. As a result, I've developed cravings for various sexual scenarios.. generally involving a lot of anal sex."
"Like getting gang-fucked in the ass by three well-hung guys in a continuous stream?" You ask, putting away the cellphone you just used to call two of your buddies on the phone.
"Yes, like... holy shit." She says, realizing what you just did. |