I can't believe you would run around outside with nothing on. In all our years together, I never knew you were an exhibitionist. Well, well, well.
Standing there, dripping wet and almost popping out of that tiny raincoat, I said: "Come on Sara, please just get my key and lend me a raincoat".
Just a minute, Sara said, let me think.
Since you've told me your secret, I'll tell you mine....I have a girl friend...and she's upstairs in the bedroom right now. Why don't you get out of that little coat and come on up....I'd like you to meet her. And I'm sure she'll be delighted to see you...all of you.
Oh no, Sara...your secret is fine with me..no problem there, I said, but I really don't want to interfere. Please just get the key and a coat and I'll be on my way.
Tell you what, Sara said, if you don't want to meet my friend, I'll give you the key but you'll have to show me your beautiful, nude body and continue your naked trip....back to your house.
Your choice... Exhibit yourself to us here or outside to who knows....You've started on this nude parade so you might as well finish. |