Larger than either of her opponents in just about every measurement; Lulu has no difficulty decoding the look shared by Rikku and Yuna before the bell rings. As such, there's no small amount of disapproval shown by the crowd, when she leaves the ring, and demands a microphone.
"I see where this is going..."
A huge boo goes up, as the crowd can see where Lulu's going with this speech.
"And I don't like it. But..."
The noise subsides a little on the but. Perhaps they're all staring at Lulu's butt?
"I think there is a better way to do this. A fair way, a way to do this without anyone ganging up on anyone. Three Way Kettai-sen!"
Still quiet. Either her backside really is that hypnotic, or there are no sumo fans in the house. Either is plausible. Thankfully, she keeps talking; not only so those still distracted can gawp at the one-piece slowly slithering into the crack of her behind, and slightly widening over the gap in her cleavage. A poor choice, or skilled black magic to get people interested in her suggestion? Speaking of which...
"One on One fights. Winner stays on. First to win two in a row, takes it. How does that sound?" |