Looks like you need a joint for later, so you decide to cut your first class to get some weed. Luckily, you have a friend, Walter, who still tokes up from time to time and he hooks you up.
"No way, dude. You're going to try to bang some high school girls?" Walter asks you when he sees you.
"Well, no," you grin. Then you nod like an excited girl who just got promised a pony for her birthday. "And dude, I'm getting paid for this."
"Wow man. That's rad. Well, find a chick that looks like that Miley Cyrus chick. She's banging. I totally can't wait for that slut to hit 18."
"So you can what?" you challenge him.
"You know. Suck my dick, man."
"Sure dude. Sure. I'll be sure to find some tweeked out chick that looks like a truck hit her in her snaggletooth. Just for you."
"Sweet!" |