Breakfast passed as boringly as ever, what with all the cocoa puffs being gone and Gerald having to make do with cereal. His sister, Katrina, was behaving in her usual manner, generally bugging the hell out of her brother by asking the most annoying questions when he was trying to think about the day ahead of him. He didn't have any plans per se, but maybe he could have had some by now if it wasn't for that constant chattering.
Gerald collected his family's dishes and set to work rinsing them before he put them into the dishwasher. His parents were both working today and were in a rush to get away. Gerald doubted very much if his sister would ever offer to do dishes in her life. She was a very selfish creature.
He watched as she bounced out of the kitchen and up the stairs to get changed. She was wearing a T-shirt about three times too big for her and not much else as far as he could tell.
With the dishwasher loaded, Gerald went into the lounge to see what was on television. He picked up the remote, but before he had switched it on, his sister was back. "What're you doing Gerry?" she cocked her head to one side innocently.
She'd changed into a pair of extremely tight cut-off denim shorts and a snug fitting black tank top. The material was rather sheer and didn't leave much to the imagination.
Standing there with the remote in his hand, Gerald looked at his sister. She's such a little slut, he thought. She probably lost her virginity years ago. Why doesn't she just walk around naked with a sign around her neck saying 'SLUT'?
"I'm trying to watch television, as if you couldn't tell," he said irritably. Katrina shruged and headed off upstairs again.
Gerald floped down of the couch and flicked the TV on. There's a good comedy on and he got comfortable to watch. He heard his sister come downstairs again, but didn't pay any attention.
"I'm not really a slut, Gerald. I'm still a virgin. But how do I look?"
Gerald looked around to see his sister standing in the doorway, stark naked except for the cardboard sign hanging from her neck by a shoelace. The word 'SLUT' had been written on it in large letters in black vivid.
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