Not much of a power, I know. Had this big canines since I was a kid, got a lot of shit for it too. Kind of funny really, if it wasn't for all the anti-mutant shit baselines throw around I'd probably have been an nice, law-abiding, tax-paying shithead like any of you.
Well, instead I'm giving the world a nice big "Fuck You".
Right, may as well give a little detail. When I was a kid I thought I just had freakishly big teeth, when I turned 14 I suddenly found out I could retract or extend them as well. I thought having a normal smaile would cool things off, but that just clinched it that I was a mutant. You fuckers only made it harder for me for that. Of course, you had no idea that the mob likes to hire mutants because of the shit your pull on us gives many of us this same attitude toward you flatlines- and with powers to boot.
You see, I found something else about my fangs after the mob hired me. I don't just have the fangs of a snake, but I produce something a lot like snake venom as well. To a police chemist, my venom looks like it belongs to a snake not in any textbook- but it definitely belongs to a snake. It's a nasty venom too, attacks the nervous system directly- causing a quick-spreading paralysis that starts at my bite and doesn't stop. If I put enough venom in you that it makes it to your lungs, heart, or brainstem you're dead, and it doesn't take much. Heh, when I turned 18 I was homeless- but when I turned 19 I was one of the highest paid mafia hitmen in the world. 17 marks all over the world and the best police chemists in the world might be thinking they're looking for a man that carries a big snake with him everywhere he goes.
And I'll let you in on a little secret. I have some control over the potency of the venom I delivor in my bite. The base setting is a concentration that is quickly fatal, but I can lower the concentration. Low enough that you still get the full body paralysis but your heart, lungs, and brain still work. It takes a few days for the paralysis to even start to wear off, but you'll live.
Oh, and the fun I've had. My forth mark had a hot wife, amazingly hot wife. She's an A-list movie star actually. After I killed her husband she came home from shooting a film and with such a golden oppurtunity what would any red-blooded hitman do? I gave her the non-fatal version of my bite, put her on her ex-hubby's corpse, and I fucked her until I thought my dick was going to fall off. Turns out, she's the one who bought the hit- so she couldn't say thing to the police without turning herself in as well. Ha! I make it a point to catch all of her movies now because I like watching you assclowns drooling all over her when I know that I've fucked her- something you'll never do.
And she wasn't the last. After her, if my mark was a hottie I spent some play time with her first. If my mark had a hot wife or daughter nearby and I thought I could get away with it I got my dick wet then too. Nowadays, if work is slow and the 'company menu' doesn't seem interesting, I cruise whatever city I'm in for an interesting chica and help myself. So yes, I've raped 10 bitches, and yes, 3 of them were found dead of "unusual snakebites" afterwards. Just to be clear though, they were marks- the kill was professional, not personal or a sexual thing. |