You are looking for a new secretary, your previous one left as she was getting married and said she couldn't continue to keep 'helping' you with your office work. You gave her a good reference, after all she probably did some work sometimes.
You have your office ready with a clear desk, reclining chair, and all the windows blinds closed.
You call in the first applicant. She is a short, thin girl with rectangular glasses and a cute smile. Her mousey hair is tied back in a short ponytail.
"Hi, my name is Rebecca" She says.
"Hi Becky," you say, "may I call you Becky?"
"Ok" she smiles. Very cute, you think.
"We're very informal here" you explain to her, "In fact the actual office work is not a lot of work. I'll get straight to the point and if you're not interested just say so and I will move on to the next applicant. To put it bluntly I need an office assistant that is able to help ease the pressure of my work load, which can include anything from on your knees giving a gentle blowjob while I work, to taking it hard over my desk after a long day. Can you do that?"
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